I hit you! "Nuh-uh, you missed!" "I totally hit you!" "I dodged it!" "I have special homing missiles you can't dodge!" "I have a shield that redirects all your shots back to you!" "I have an invincibility field!" "I can shoot through invincibility!" At this point, Games Workshop would have us roll off, with the person rolling higher getting the title of Most Obnoxious Person. Games played last week:

01:49 AYURIS: Cthulhu Wars (Sandy Peterson & Lincoln Petersen, Petersen Games, 2015)

05:02 -AuZtralia (Martin Wallace, Stronghold Games, 2018)
11:16 -Under Falling Skies (Tomáš Uhlíř, Czech Games Edition, 2020)
12:49 -The King Is Dead: Second Edition (Peer Sylvester, Osprey Games, 2020)
19:48 -Jetpack Joyride: Deluxe Edition (Michał Gołębiowski, Lucky Duck Games, 2019)
22:43 -Apocalypse Road (Jeff Horger & Carla Horger, GMT Games, 2020)
29:53 -Marvel United (Andrea Chiarvesio & Eric M. Lang, CMON, 2020)
33:06 -Gaia Project (Jens Drögemüller & Helge Ostertag, Feuerland Spiele, 2017)
38:52 -Terraforming Mars (Jacob Fryxelius, Stronghold Games, 2016)

News (and why it doesn't matter):
41:24 Board Game Arena's month of releases mostly old betas
42:15 Everdell publisher sending cease & desist orders to Etsy sellers

46:04 Topic: Combat Systems